Socks

Ok i understand that socks are great to have but honestly are they really that important? Is it possible that they are a scam brought on my global marketing to waste us of our money? A famous man once tried to outlaw socks. "I plan to outlaw socks!" - John F Kennedy. JFK's preposition of the "socks are for pussies act" was a major reason he won the 1960 election. What happened right before Kennedy was projected to present the bill to congress... he was assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald who was wearing socks the day of the assassination. Many have forgotten about the socks epidemic but not me. And I will not rest until the whole nation is deprived of this torturous marketing scam.