Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Fruit

Ok so i was taking some quiz on sporcle today and i had to name a bunch of fruits. Did you know that pumpkins are fruits? WTF is that about. But thats not even the worst of it. I also was forced to deal with the fact that walnuts and bell peppers are fruits. Why? How can that possibly be? It took me over 4 years to recover from the news that tomatoes are fruits but now i have to deal with pumpkins, walnuts and peppers! I for one refuse to eat any so called "fruit" until they finally establish what real fruits are and not this pumpkin bull crap and i encourage all of you to do the same.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Monday, January 24, 2011

VIP

Somebody tell my what a VIP is! Its driving me crazy. Why do they get such special treatment? Are they better than me? I hate people who think their better than me because Im better than those people. VIPs are nothing but scums and dont know how to hold in their bladder when it really counts. Ive always wanted to be a VIP at least one day in my life. But with the clock ticking i dont see that happening. When I blew out the candles on my 5th birthday my wish was to be a VIP. I guess not all my wishes can come true. Which is why I have given up on my VIP dream and now looking into joining the NAACP. Either that or the NCAA.